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My life of crime began in 1987 when I pissed in a squirt gun and soaked a couple of female camp counselors with poor attitudes. A couple of years later I was in an elementary school street gang called the Dough Bros and I got suspended. Later, I sold drugs in an attempt to become a self-made millionaire rap star. I was sold on a myth. I bought a real sweet sound system for my minivan and the DEA impounded it. Selling drugs is bad. Unless you don’t get caught, then it’s the best job around, but I was awful at it. 
Read the rest at Vice Magazine: PEN PALS: A CRIMINAL CAREER LEADS TO FAT CHICKS - Viceland Today 

vicemag:

My life of crime began in 1987 when I pissed in a squirt gun and soaked a couple of female camp counselors with poor attitudes. A couple of years later I was in an elementary school street gang called the Dough Bros and I got suspended. Later, I sold drugs in an attempt to become a self-made millionaire rap star. I was sold on a myth. I bought a real sweet sound system for my minivan and the DEA impounded it. Selling drugs is bad. Unless you don’t get caught, then it’s the best job around, but I was awful at it. 



Read the rest at Vice Magazine: PEN PALS: A CRIMINAL CAREER LEADS TO FAT CHICKS - Viceland Today 

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