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THE MOONS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM
Watch the entire “Paid Dues 2012” set from the gods Wu-Tang Clan.
Draw Something
is the MySpace story of 2012. Early adopters -> mass appeal -> experience turns to massive annoyance -> regret -> questions arise of ‘who is still on ______?’ -> mass exodus -> everyone charts their exit dates as proof of stripes -> nostalgia -> forced nostalgia -> denial of every ‘really liking _________’
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It was extra-cute to see some great-natured ribbing among the candidates, all of whom are gorgeous and make me feel sticky in the general region of my undercarriage. Newt Gingrich, who is the best-looking person to ever have been named after an aquatic amphibian of the family Salamandridae, made a witty wisecrack about Mitt’s “pious baloney.” You would think Mitt, who is so slim and trim, would have said, “Haha, looks like you have in fact been eating some of that baloney, Newt! J/K I am full of jokes!” But Mitt did not say that, because his heart is as light as his hair dye is dark. Plus, it would’ve been mean, because Newt has actually lost a lot of weight since he was busy simultaneously excommunicating Bill Clinton and getting blown by his own assistant.
Other all-in-good-fun jabs included this one time Sunday morning when Rick Santorum was talking about how Romney ran for Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat: “He ran from Ronald Reagan. And he said he was going to be to the left of Ted Kennedy on gay rights, on abortion, a whole host of other issues.” Hahahaha, words with friends!
It’s like when best guy buddies wrestle in the front lawn of a party that is next door to the house where you live, and you look out your window and see everyone gathered around them, hooting and hollering, and one of them pins the other and then laughingly and kindly helps the defeated fellow to his feet, and they both shotgun beers and then crush the cans on their foreheads and high-five, and their friendship is so palpable you can almost feel it from 30 yards away through the windowpane in your Slanket ‘n’ sweatpants! This is what it feels like, to watch these Republicans debate, except the window you are looking through is a television screen, and also you are on the couch and not crying.
Read the rest: Republicantics - These Guys Are Real Jokes
Our friend Sara is awesome, too.
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